Would you please give me a moment. I’m getting into my creative mode…and loosening a hairball. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Here is your chance to shine.
Come on. I know you are aching to show your wise-acreage quotient by coming up with a hilarimungous caption for this random picture I nicked from Google Images.
If you’re a little shy, I’ll start. I suffer from NTMSD (Not Taking Myself Seriously Disorder). The most common symptom is not caring if I make a fool of myself in front of hundreds of people. It’s actually gotten worse since I turned 50.
Anyway, I have a few possible captions, but I just can’t wait to see yours…
1. No one said when we got Sparky that pooper scooping wouldn’t be good enough for the Condo Association.
2. Even the live bait business is getting hooked on technology.
3. What happens when you can’t even understand “Gardening for Dummies.”
4. How Monsanto got started.
Okay. Now it’s your turn…
Lorna's Voice 
Oct 03, 2013 @ 11:26:38
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Oct 02, 2013 @ 09:18:31
Ouch! And ooh, that is a good one! Izzy, you’re back, Baby! 🙂
Sep 30, 2013 @ 18:13:59
I think “Colonoscopy for Beginners” sounds like a mighty fine title.
LOLOL
Sep 17, 2013 @ 20:21:31
Good one, Gerry! 🙂 I have such funny and creative readers!
Sep 17, 2013 @ 20:20:55
Now that’s funny! 🙂
Sep 17, 2013 @ 17:14:23
‘You really expect me to go out with him?’
Sep 17, 2013 @ 15:56:13
This is not my idea of a scavenger hunt. 😉
Sep 17, 2013 @ 15:32:04
I will 😆
Sep 17, 2013 @ 14:58:30
Modesty prevents……..
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:42:43
I’ll try to organize something, but do you think anyone will take me seriously? 😉
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:41:42
Good one, Harry–and I would have to agree!
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:41:14
Ha! Perfect! 🙂
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:40:50
Ooh, good one, Victoria! Looks like a few of them got bagged, too! 🙂
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:40:01
Al, you are my most favoritist caption hero! How long does it take you to come up with a winner like this?
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:38:57
Now that IS one cool cat! 🙂
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:37:51
Imagine even more jobs–sorting through that big collection tank for the lost lens… 😉
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:36:44
Yes, indeed! Vacuuming for three dummies! 🙂
Sep 17, 2013 @ 11:36:05
Love it! And what a great weeder for the lawn-obsessed. 😉
Sep 16, 2013 @ 11:56:50
Obsessed? We’re not obsessed, just weeding…
Sep 16, 2013 @ 06:48:50
Vacuuming for Dummies.
Sep 16, 2013 @ 04:24:14
Now if this doesn’t create employment for millions, nothing will..
(New manner of searching for lost contact lens).
Sep 15, 2013 @ 22:58:13
The cat was just too cool to pass by in the reader… Chuckle..
I believe he’s my new favorite cat.
Sep 15, 2013 @ 18:15:33
The grass is always cleaner on the other side of the fence.
Sep 15, 2013 @ 18:11:03
Okay. So we got tanked last night. What are you going to do about it?
Sep 15, 2013 @ 16:34:21
What happens when you confuse mote with mole. 😉
Sep 15, 2013 @ 16:34:00
What a stupid way to cut the grass
Sep 15, 2013 @ 16:31:58
Hey, is there a program for NTMSD. If not, lets start one.