Not that June! The month of June. Although June Cleaver would insist that the Beav put on his party pants for any one of these nifty shindigs.
Even if you haven’t been invited to a wedding or graduation ceremony, lucky you, you still have lots of reasons to whoop it up this month.
Don’t believe me? Just click here for a list of all the things that make this month super-special.
Knowing you, you won’t click away from my enchanting blog, especially when I know that you know that I will share with you what I found there anyway. At least some of the best stuff…
You could celebrate every day just knowing that June is:
1. Aquarium Month (sounds fishy to me)
2. Candy Month (that’s just what we need as bathing suit season is upon us…)
I knew I should’ve laid off the gummy bears jumbo packs…
3. Fight the Filthy Fly Month (good luck with that because it’s Drive the Hopeless Humans Crazy in the Fly World)
4. National Accordion Awareness Month (when there is an accordion in your vicinity, how can you not be aware of it?)
Accordion players are notoriously enthusiastic.
5. Turkey Lovers Month (well, it wouldn’t be November–they kill turkeys in November–this is a month to be kind to these feather heads)
There are some very special days you might want to put on your social calendar, too:
June 2nd: National Bubba Day
Oh, just pick one and party with him. It’s only for a day.
June 3rd: Repeat Day (you heard me, Repeat Day)
June 4th: Hug Your Cat Day (you’ll probably feel and see the results for many days to come)
There, there, Princess Leah, this is Hug Your Cat Day. It’s a good thing.
June 6th: National Donut Day; also National Yo-yo Day (don’t know if that refers to the toy on a string or the Hostess snack–probably the snack)
June 8th: Name Your Poison Day (mine would be butter cream frosting)
June 9th: Donald Duck Day
Just one day for me, the duck who made Disney?
June 13th: Blame Someone Else Day (really looking forward to this day)
June 14th: World Juggler’s Day (imagine how hard it must be to juggle the world…)
June 15th: Smile Power Day (when you can make things happen with just your good looks and a smile)
June 18th:International Panic Day (seems like that’s every day, but I could be wrong)
June 19th: World Sauntering Day
Not much would get done, and wouldn’t that be great?
June 20th: Take Your Dog to Work Day (not particularly popular with people who own fine crystal and china shops and the dogs are of the large-tailed exuberant variety)
June 21st National Hollerin’ Contest Day (start talking about politics to get the ball rollin’)
You just had to vote conservative, didn’t you? Now look at where we are. Left out in the cold, as usual…
June 22nd: National Chocolate Eclair Day (what, Donut Day wasn’t enough?)
June 25th: National Catfish Day
It’s about time we celebrate such awesome creatures.
June 27th: Sun Glasses Day (wear them inside and feel like a Hollywood star or someone who had cataract surgery–in either case, you’ll get attention)
June 28th: Insurance Awareness Day (how about Insurance Explanation Day?)
Fine print? Even I don’t read it. Trust me. Just sign here…
June 29th: Waffle Iron Day (Is there anyone besides me who doesn’t have a waffle iron?)
I left out the standard holidays because someone other than zany ole me will cover those.
So, People, pull out your Party Pants and have a Jumping June!
Well, maybe you can put those pants away and still manage to have a good time.
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