It looks so innocent...

My Dear Subscribers,

You received an email alert that I just posted something with a mysterious title. It was a number. Was it the number of typos I’ve made in the last 10 posts? A year far in the future? How much is left in my savings account?

No. It was a spam posting that I didn’t even write. You can tell because it didn’t have even one hilarious and catchy copy write protected picture in it.

If I could create graphics like this, I wouldn't have to steal them from Google Images.

I’m sorry, even though I didn’t create this spawn of the SPAM-i-Verse. In the future, I’ll try not to let these kinds of things happen, even though I don’t know how to prevent them. That’s just the kind of person I am.

That's me alright...