This better not be another long, make-me-scroll-till-my finger-falls-asleep post, Mister!
You’re in luck!
This is one short and sweet post.
Well, at least it’s short.
Here is my 97-word submission to Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneer’s flash fiction weekly (or in my case, weakly) challenge.
The photo prompt came from Rodger Bultot. Thanks Rodger!
An Incredible Opportunity!
For Sale:
Starter home for someone who enjoys the freedom a cozy, telephone booth-like domicile allows.
If you hate to wash windows, this is the place for you!
Single living at its best. Don’t like to entertain? No problem! No room for guests.
Easy highway and crane access.
Enjoy industrial city vistas as you walk among the flora and fauna surrounding your intimate dwelling. Owning a companion rat terrier and hazmat suit a definite plus.
Must believe see to see believe.
Hurry. This structure opportunity won’t last long.
Call Readum N. Weep Agency for an appointment. 1-800-555-DUMP.
*****
I really wanted to do a Dr. Who spoof about the T.A.R.D.I.S. but a few clever writers flew in before me and stole my sonic screwdriver caliper idea. Oh well…
Just wait…when you least expect it, something or someone is going to appear around here. Who? Exactly!
Lorna's Voice 
Dec 20, 2015 @ 09:43:30
Glad you caught it. I keep missing these challenges lately.
Dec 18, 2015 @ 13:40:31
Ha! The suit is more for your protection than mine…
Dec 18, 2015 @ 13:38:40
It never is when these get posted… 😉
Dec 14, 2015 @ 17:48:52
Wonderful, Lorna! Thanks. I didn’t even realize it’s Friday 😉
Dec 11, 2015 @ 19:40:41
I’ll be over soon. You’ll know me because when i come in I’ll be wearing my hazmat suit but holding roses and a box of chocolates.
I’m assuming the hazmat suit is a turn on?
Dec 11, 2015 @ 06:00:31
Humor personified. Creative name ‘ Readum N. Weep Agency ‘. You have made a dump worthy of buying. I almost missed this one. I’m starting my day with a laugh. Thanks … 😍
Dec 09, 2015 @ 12:23:20
Yep…
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:57:12
Thanks. Sorry, no basement. Just a slab. But that means it can be moved easily in case you want a different view. What’s not to love about that?
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:54:27
I sure hope that’s not a Cryptonite plant behind there… 😉
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:50:04
Thanks! There’s always an up-side, right?
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:49:51
I won’t make a comment on you calling me Eric because I know you already corrected that. By te way, I’ve done my fair share of making that kind of mistake, Marge…oops! Suzanne! 😉
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:44:52
Typos! ARF…I mean ARG! 😉
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:43:13
Some properties just sell themselves! 😉
Dec 09, 2015 @ 10:42:51
Um, the door is unlocked…so anytime?
Dec 08, 2015 @ 03:41:47
Bravo!
That was funny, great, creative and did i write that i liked it, smiled, laughed, and appreciated the humor?
When can i move in?
Randy
Dec 08, 2015 @ 03:20:31
Ha! Ha! Nice one. Some agents can sell anything.
Dec 06, 2015 @ 23:48:12
Can you beat that. I better give up with all these typos I’m making. I meant “it”, not “to”, in the last sentence. 😦 — Suzanne
Dec 06, 2015 @ 23:43:06
I’m so sorry, Lorna. I’m getting confused. I don’t know why I wrote Eric. I must be more tired than I thought. 😦 Anyway, to was both good and funny. — Suzanne
Dec 06, 2015 @ 23:30:18
It sounds like either one of those tiny spaces they furnish for a night in Japan, or where Superman changed. I’m too claustrophobic for anything like that. Well done and funny, Eric. 😀 — Suzanne
Dec 06, 2015 @ 19:37:27
“Single living at its best. Don’t like to entertain? No problem! No room for guests.” Loved it!!!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 15:00:49
No thanks…wouldn’t work for me – need space to breathe!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 12:45:55
I think I know the buyer’s name in the end.
Mr. C. Kent 🙂
Dec 04, 2015 @ 11:03:47
Readum N. Weep has to be the best agency ever. Who needs more? Back to the basics… it does have a basement? What a fun read!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:47:05
Thanks, Sue! It’s not much more luxurious than you describe, that’s for sure!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:46:21
Aw, shucks… 🙂
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:45:10
Yeah, I’ve been reading about those “micro” apartments. Crazy…
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:43:48
Oh, thank you so much! I’m blushing… 😉
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:42:30
I’m doing fine, Andro. And you? Nice to see you!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:41:27
Thank goodness it’s not mine to sell! 😉
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:40:36
I doubt it…you probably have to stand on the roof to get decent cell reeption!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:30:01
Thanks, Sandra!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:29:42
The link is to Rochelle’s blog where she posts the photo that provides inspiration to many writers each week. My story is contained in my post. Sorry for any confusion, Peter!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:28:03
Real estate euphemisms–they’re great!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:27:27
Apparently we have the same extended family… 😉
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:26:56
Opps! Thanks for catching the typo!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:26:26
Thanks!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 10:26:13
I love real estate euphemisms. 😉
Dec 04, 2015 @ 07:46:23
cleaver as always!
I think that realtor has a branch in our town!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 06:51:01
ha ha. Nice and funny take on the prompt.
Dec 04, 2015 @ 06:25:03
This is delightful. Thanks for the early morning smile.
(I think you mean “owning” instead of “owing” a rat terrier)
Dec 04, 2015 @ 05:03:31
Oh, so you know my brother-in-law?
Dec 04, 2015 @ 04:49:42
I’m sure I’ve viewed a few places like this. They sounded great on paper…
Fun story!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 04:23:30
I followed the link above to read your short story but couldn’t find it. Perhaps I’ve picked up the wrong end of the stick again. Habit which seems to be growing more entrenched with the passage of time !
Dec 04, 2015 @ 04:12:54
I’ll pass. I’ve got my eye on a dunny in Brisbane. Good take!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 03:49:02
Dear Lorna,
Is there WiFi access? A real fixer upper. Cute story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Dec 04, 2015 @ 01:08:56
I worry some of the actual real estate offerings might be not that different. You might get some job offers out of this, you know? Have a great weekend!
Dec 04, 2015 @ 00:22:20
This is just too wicked Lorna,
and hey how the hell are you
my lovely friend? 🙂
Andro xx
Dec 03, 2015 @ 20:14:39
I just didn’t read those other writers… Love yours.
Dec 03, 2015 @ 18:41:14
This takes that whole small-house movement to a ‘nother level!
Dec 03, 2015 @ 17:45:58
Nothing weak about your writing. Smiling….
Dec 03, 2015 @ 17:44:21
Fun! Sounds like it’s an upscale hole in the ground with a tarp over it. Niiice! Lol! I love your flash fic!
Dec 03, 2015 @ 17:00:43
Yup. That says it all! 🙂
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:48:51
Just you being you!
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:44:00
Ha! The phone has remained silent, but I’ll let you know!
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:43:18
Thanks, V! Just me being silly…again. 😉
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:42:05
Depends. Is your tenant gray, four-legged and extremely fond of cheese?
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:41:12
Won’t the tall grass do for most occasions? 😉
Dec 03, 2015 @ 16:39:35
Thanks, P! It’s fun to think outside of the box, or exceptionally small house, in this case! 🙂
Dec 03, 2015 @ 15:59:58
Great, especially love the window part, lol. So clever your whole take on this one and I can’t stop smiling. 🙂
Dec 03, 2015 @ 15:32:02
I hope there’s a porta-pottie nearby.
Dec 03, 2015 @ 15:27:10
Interesting, but will I be able to sublet the basement to a tenant?
Dec 03, 2015 @ 15:08:49
Clever and fun post, Lorna. I love this kind of humor.
Dec 03, 2015 @ 14:47:57
sounds interesting. any prospective buyer yet? i have the brooklyn bridge to sell, too. 🙂