Don’t you just love a person who can make you laugh out loud?
I do.
And I’m lucky enough to be illegally hitching myself to one of those funny people on the 14th of this month.
Here’s one of the more memorable things he said that still has me chuckling.
We were eating dinner at our favorite restaurant and seated at our favorite table near the windows. We both love to watch the passersby while we wait for our meals.
A woman walked by dressed in classic 1960’s hippie garb. She might have been barefoot, I’m not sure.
I am sure that she appeared to have just time-traveled forward about 50+ years.
Phil, who isn’t usually judgmental, said, “She’s weird.”
“Weird? That’s kind of harsh.” IΒ replied, being totally nonjudgmental of her but being very judgmental of him.
“Okay, strange. Different. She’s different.” Phil is such an agreeable guy.
“What makes her so ‘different’?” Our meals were taking a while and I needed something to occupy my time. Why not try to trap the man I love?
“I’ve seen her at the Coffee Cat. She reads palms for a living.” He stated this as if his point was made.
Being kind of psychic myself, I took umbrage at his assumption. I wasn’t about to let this go. “What’s so different about reading palms?”
This is when Phil does his Perfectly Phil Thing. Without missing a beat he puts his hand up in front of my face and says, “Do you see any WORDS here?”
He got me. I couldn’t stop laughing, even though I am open-minded about palm reading and other new-age stuff.




Sep 12, 2014 @ 17:26:07
Thanks so much Robin! I don’t know what he’s going to say and he doesn’t know what I’m going to say. All I know is that my vows are serious. But after that, let the good times roll! π
Sep 11, 2014 @ 20:20:41
This is coming up soon! So excited about this, Lorna! Happy wedding day on September 14th!! I am crossing my fingers that both of you will have enough seriousness to get through the vows, without any joking or horsing around! Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! Yes, marrying a man with a sense of humor is necessary, if you are like you are, a great comedienne! Hugs, Robin
Sep 11, 2014 @ 10:54:31
Interesting…a minister moonlighting as a palm reader. Bet those people are few and far between!
Sep 10, 2014 @ 18:59:51
I had my palm read once by a minister. Even more weird, I know. But he was right about one thing I won’t say. The other is when he told me to stop traveling by myself. Had me slightly paranoid. For both things he read, I kept doing them anyway. He told my sister, at about 15, he saw reefer and sure enough, she’d had a few puffs around 12.
Weird, not really. It’s definitely different though.
Sep 10, 2014 @ 14:02:00
I agree…comfort for sure!
Sep 10, 2014 @ 12:46:55
Glad you agree! I thought it was so clever and hysterical! π
Sep 10, 2014 @ 12:46:21
So true. We are connected in ways that amaze me. He’s made me laugh more in the few years we’ve been together than my ex-husband did in 26 years of marriage! π
Sep 10, 2014 @ 12:44:44
Thanks, Richard! π
Sep 10, 2014 @ 12:42:50
Yes, Phil is very quick-witted. As for a “dress code” for anyone, I think it should be comfort all the way. π
Sep 09, 2014 @ 18:30:34
Yup – that was funny! It made me laugh out loud too!! π
Sep 09, 2014 @ 05:10:59
I think that is a lovely and endearing story, and goes to show how much of a good conversation between people who know each other well is unspoken
Sep 09, 2014 @ 00:35:36
Congrats and about time…
Sep 08, 2014 @ 15:59:31
You seem to have a quick-witted guy there, Lorna. Nothing’s better than someone who can make you laugh. (No, I didn’t see any words on his palm.) I once had an 80 something year old Hindu teacher of mine offer to read my palm. He solemnly lifted my hand in his and the first thing he says is…your hands are a little dry, they could use some lotion. It was so unexpected…still makes me chuckle. I was one of those “weird” dressed hippies from the sixties. I wonder what the hippies of today are supposed to be wearing? They don’t seem to have come up with a dress style of their own. But I actually feel a little flattered that they copy the originals…
Sep 08, 2014 @ 14:29:49
I’m pretty open to all kinds of things. Just because I don’t understand something, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have some value. I’ve had some experiences that I can only describe as supernatural. Since I had them, I can’t discount them. I can’t quite understand them either, though. π
What I do understand is Phil’s humor. That’s all that really matters to me! π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 14:26:28
Thanks, Christine. I’m excited and panicked at the same time. I’m the antithesis of an events planner and I’ve had to do all the planning. YIKES! I hope everything turns out okay. I suppose if everyone shows up and there’s food, music, and Phil (and me), I’ll deem it a success. π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 14:24:00
I guess it’s all in what you’re used to. I would find seeing a real live lion in my camera lens really odd!
Sep 08, 2014 @ 13:39:56
The hand is pretty funny. I’ve never been able to recall which line is the lifeline — one of my lines is really short, so I think it’s selective memory.
I’m not new agey at all. But I’m not really sure if something that has been done for centuries can honestly be considered “new age-y.”
Sep 08, 2014 @ 12:10:52
I’m so very happy for your illegal (?) hitching! How wonderful!
Sep 08, 2014 @ 11:59:39
I do find palm readers strange… but hippie dressers I find more strange…
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:20:01
Thanks George! Phil is one of a kind and I treasure him. π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:18:50
I just had to throw that line in there. π
My hair? Well it’s kind of short right now so I’m going to wash it and hope for the best. I’ll be sharing pictures, don’t you worry! π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:17:13
Just because someone is different from you in some way, it doesn’t mean that they are any lesser than you. That’s what I believe. And “weird” is used in a derogatory way most often. I think people just don’t take the time to explore the wonderful diversity among us. We shun differences rather than embrace them.
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:12:59
If he was really good, he should have known that was going to happen… π
And, thanks, Al. I’ll pretend to open it and look for my pretend thank you note. I write a doozey of a pretend thank you note! π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:10:52
I find it very interesting that every generation has their “thing” to make a statement to be “different.” But if they are all doing it, how different are they really? Alex never got a tattoo or smoked or did drugs. He said all his friends were doing these things to be different. He said he was the different one by NOT doing what all his friends were doing! I love his logic. π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 10:03:02
Laughter is the best! Love you, too! π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 09:45:46
β’Weird? Thatβs kind of harsh.’ I replied, being totally nonjudgmental of her but being very judgmental of him,” cracked me up. Don’t we all do that. So funny. I love the comments I’ve made in the past that starts with “I’m not judgmental but⦔ Laughter is the best. Tops my list. Love you!
Sep 08, 2014 @ 09:34:17
Phil’s reaction is funny. I’d find a 2014 hippie to be unusual, but I also find the “Ubangie” earlobes of the teens today to be as unusual as I found them in the National Geographics of my childhood. I like the hand!
Sep 08, 2014 @ 07:11:28
Phil sounds like my kind of guy. I used to know a palm reader. Unfortunately, he died one day when he fell out of the tree.
P.S. I pretended to mail your pretend gift yesterday so it would surely be there for the pretend marriage on the 14th.
Sep 08, 2014 @ 03:43:12
You know Lorna, I was often called weird, I never took offence, but I often wondered what does that word really mean, or more to the point how is it meant when spoken by certain people. an insult by one or friendly by another. I used to walk about with guitars and had long hair, and was labelled a druggy, hippy, weird and many others words. I used to know a couple of palm readers from the 70’s and they quite often surprised us with their readings. Weird I say hehehe!
Sep 08, 2014 @ 01:42:04
There you go. I could read posts about true love for hours, esp the kind where the writer says things like “Why not try to trap the man I love?” I’m getting excited about your non/wedding. Most important question: what are you doing with your hair??? π
Sep 08, 2014 @ 01:26:39
I like Phil. You did good, Lorna! Deano was funny for fifty years. Sometimes, I could have strangled him, but he was funny! Congratualtions! I am thrilled to hear the great news! π