Perhaps the perfect Valentine's gift EVER!

The best Valentine’s gift EVER!

Valentine’s Day is approaching.

For most people (and by “most” I mean “normal”), this day conjures images of lovers present or past (maybe even future). Or flowers, candy, sexy undies, snow-blowers, or whatever gets your significant other’s attention in a good way.

For me, Valentine’s Day reminds me of a rather dark, but hysterical, time in my early married life that I’ve come to label The Saint Valentine’s Day Meatloaf Massacre.

I won’t go into detail about it now. You’ve heard enough from me lately.

But there is something I do want to tell you.

I wonder if that's how all great creative artists launched their careers?

I wonder if that’s how all great creative artists launched their careers?

If you’ve been sitting on the fence about whether or not to pick up a copy of my memoir, use this Amazon COUPON CODE: QTE4AN4C when ordering the paperback and get 25% off the listed price from now until Valentine’s Day (2/14). Apparently I can’t apply an Amazon coupon to the e-book version. Sorry. You can go to Smashwords and download an e-version of the book for 25% off using this coupon code: AB75D (not case sensitive).

If there are any issues with these coupons, let me know. It’s my first time using coupons! Well, I’ve redeemed coupons before. I’m not a total moron. I just never created ones to redeem. Just know that I’m self-aware enough to understand that if something can go wrong, it will.

Yes, my recovery from my butt surgery is going about as well as this woman's recovery.

Yes, my recovery from my butt surgery is going about as well as this woman’s recovery from hers. Trust me, her smile is from the drugs.

Happy Sunday!