Let’s see what happens to nine-year-old Lorna and her family after her older sister is alive and recovered.
I guess our little family wasn’t cut out to be Italian. Or Catholic city folk. By the end of third grade in St. Francis School of the Eternally Anxious (or something like that), I wanted out of that itchy wool uniform and unnecessarily uncomfortable shoes that slipped when I walked no matter how hard I tried to scuff them up.
Mom decided to move us back North where we eventual became country pagans. Okay. We lived closer to cows than other people and went to a public school where the Pledge of Allegiance was our morning prayer. Italians were nowhere to be found; neither was the kind of scrumptious pizza we had grown accustomed to from the authentic Italian pizzeria down the block.
Besides missing the best pizza in the world, the only reluctance I had to leaving my Italian neighborhood was leaving Skinny Michele. She was my best friend from the first day I set foot on the paved playground of St. Francis School for the Purgatory Bound (or something like that). Tina was off trying to make friends of her own and I was just standing there trying not to slip in my shoes, my belly stretching the wool jumper to its limits. Then along came Skinny Michele to check out the new blonde chubby kid. She was tall, had a cloud of red hair around her sliver of a face, and had stick-like arms and legs poking out of her baggy uniform. She looked at my solidness, possibly sizing me up for her personal bodyguard. Since she was the only kid to notice me, I asked her, “Do you want to be best friends?” She said, “Yes.” And that was that. I felt bad leaving her behind after 3 great years of best-friendshiphood.
Maybe some parents consulted their children about big family decisions like moving to another state or what to have for dinner, but not Mom. She didn’t even tell us what was happening until the very last minute; then we were just swept up in it. When the ball was already rolling, it didn’t make much sense to ask if the ball shouldn’t be kicked in the first place.
Mom must have felt a little like she was a boomerang. She bought a New Moon trailer and parked it next to Mémé and Pépé’s house. She came full circle. The trailer had two bedrooms and one bathroom for three growing girls and one mother. Do the math. It was tight, especially when we all reached puberty. Mom slept on a sleeper sofa in the living room. Lisa and I shared the largest bedroom and Tina had the smaller bedroom. We stored all over-flow possessions in Mémé and Pépé’s attic, which is to say we stored most of our possessions in Mémé and Pépé’s attic. That red and white New Moon trailer was my home for the next 9 years–until I was in college and lived on my own.
We were no strangers to living near our grandparents. Each summer when we lived in Connecticut, we would spend at least a couple of weeks visiting them. We slept in their attic, which had a lot more room for cots before all our stuff moved in. That’s not true. We laid in cots, sweating and swatting at flying insects. Their attic wasn’t insulated and had only two small windows that were positioned purposefully not to catch a summer night’s breeze.
Mémé had strict rules for Pépé and for us (Mom included). Pépé ranked lowest in our almost all female clan. I felt bad for Pépé. It wasn’t his fault he was a man, which, as a kid, was the only thing I could figure was wrong with him and why Mémé had it out for him. So I latched onto Pépé and we became pals. I sat next to him at the dinner table and laughed extra loud at all his jokes. I went for rides with him when Mémé would send him on errands. Pépé was the first man I ever loved, not including Mighty Mouse.
When we moved next to them for good, Pépé and I became even better buddies. We were nearly inseparable. Tina and Lisa had a perverse affection for cleaning, something I didn’t understand or share. So when it came to assigning chores, my sisters took the inside chores of dusting and vacuuming while I volunteered to help Pépé outside with whatever he was doing: mowing the lawn, burning leaves or brush, or going to the dump (or, as it’s known today, the “landfill”). I still had some inside chores, especially in winter when the lawn didn’t need mowing, but I tried to forget about them. I’m biologically programmed to short-circuit when it comes to house-cleaning.
Mom had work outside the home for the first time since she got married. With her meager pay as a stenographer and Social Security Widow’s and Dependents’ benefits, she somehow made financial ends meet. Living on her mother’s and step-father’s property and sharing utility bills helped, I’m sure. Mom didn’t pay us for doing chores–we were expected to help. Just because.
Tina was 10, I was 9, and Lisa 7. Mémé and Pépé lived within a “girl’s throw” away. Mom worked. When we weren’t in school, we were, once again, on our own with older adult supervision nearby. That made for some, might I say, interesting times…
How much trouble could one, two or three little girls get into?












Feb 01, 2012 @ 15:33:16
Yeah, it worked out pretty well for me. A few snags, but overall, not bad at all!
Feb 01, 2012 @ 14:26:44
Nothing like having siblings who like to clean. Not that I would know…
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:08:28
I hope the reality of our experiences doesn’t fall short of your super-duper imagination.
Thanks for saying that the writing is funny, and not just the pictures. I’ll have to rely on the writing only for the book. 😉
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:05:27
Yes, I kept changing the name of the school for comic effect. Lots of similarities in our lives it seems. Interesting!
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:03:45
Life imitating life, indeed. It’s wonderful that we found each other, Izzy!
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:02:50
🙂
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:01:09
Thanks so much! I’ll try to get the next one written in a day or so.
Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:00:07
My whole life has been a string (or knot) of “interesting times!”
Feb 01, 2012 @ 11:59:13
“Here I come to save the day!” And Pepe was a keeper in my mind, but only mine. To the rest of the female clan, he was kind of invisible (unless something needed fixing). 😐
Feb 01, 2012 @ 11:57:55
Okay. I’ll post something after I pop over to your site to get all the info. Let the games begin!
Feb 01, 2012 @ 11:52:28
Thanks for sharing that touching memory about, of all things, the dump. I’ll have more memories to share about the dump and my Pepe in another post (maybe two). 🙂
Feb 01, 2012 @ 09:31:18
Funny, funny Lorna. You really tripped a fond memory with this one. One of the things that was most fun to do with my grandfather was the weekly trip to the dump. And you’re right, it was called what it was, a dump. No euphemisms in those days! One of the most fun parts was on the way back there was this small hill or dip in the road that he used to call the “himper-dimper.” My brother and I marveled at the thrill of going over the “himper-dimper” on the way back. He was probably only going 30 miles an hour but it seemed roller coaster fast to us.
When I lost my brother to early onset Alzheimer’s two years ago, one of the last things we talked about was the himper-dimper. Though he didn’t know me, he smiled and I knew he remembered it well. Got to go, the tears are coming.
Feb 01, 2012 @ 04:23:27
Hey Lorna, The Dark Globe February Shoot Off! Photograph Competition has Officially Begun, For More Info Head Here http://thedarkglobe.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/the-2012-dark-globe-february-shoot-off-has-officially-begun/
If you know any Photographers, you’re more than welcome to let them know about the Contest
See you in the Judges Box
Thanks Lorna
DarkJade-
Feb 01, 2012 @ 03:50:55
Aha — I see you included Mighty Mouse, my personal favorite main man too. Do you remember his song? I still sing it at appropriate moments. Sounds like Pepe was a keeper.
Jan 31, 2012 @ 23:35:08
“interesting times”. Oh Yah! Was there anything you didn’t…? 😀
Jan 31, 2012 @ 22:44:18
I am so enjoying reading this – and looking forward already to the next installment! Love your sense of humor! ~ Julie 🙂
Jan 31, 2012 @ 19:53:50
short-circuit, eh… I’m borrowing your phrase since we seem to be similarly wired when it comes to housecleaning
so glad you and Pepe kept up with the outside 🙂
Jan 31, 2012 @ 19:05:31
WOW … your little friend, Skinny Michele, was me. Well, not really me. But I had the same hair except it was brown and was so skinny the wind would knock me around. I gravitated to the big girls for protection, too. I would have asked you to be my friend. Oh my … life imitating life.
Lorna, you are always touching little spots in my memories.
Hugs ..
Izzy xoxoxo
Jan 31, 2012 @ 18:12:59
St. Francis of Eternally Anxious or was it Purgatory Bound, either way, priceless. So true, my dear fellow Catholic school girl. I also only made it to the third grade before my family moved us out of the old neighorhood. However, we’re not Italian, we’re your Swiss neighbors to the north. all enjoyable. T
Jan 31, 2012 @ 18:12:22
See, I would have commented sooner, but I noticed your comment about googling Catholic School Girl Uniforms and um… well… I, er… got a bit distracted. Now where was I? Oh yes, I remember.
Another gem in a great series of funny episodes in your most interesting life story. You really do paint quite a picture with your words. The illustrations are hilarious, but the prose surpasses them with your ability to draw out the funny.
Definitely looking forward to the stories of blossoming teens left relatively unsupervised. I can only imagine.
Jan 31, 2012 @ 16:17:59
When I did a Google Image search for “Catholic School Girl Uniform” I saw all these naughty pictures of women. That’s what gave me the idea. Leave it to Google to corrupt me and my readers!
Jan 31, 2012 @ 16:16:27
No, the dentist is the man I called Grandpa. Pepe is the G.I. who married my French-speaking grandmother in Paris. He was my step-grandfather, a plumber. I’ll be writing at least one post just about him and me.
Jan 31, 2012 @ 15:00:25
Is this your “dentist” Pepe? I think I’d have hung out with him too. Ditch the house cleaning and do something fun, like pushing a mower. I was well into adulthood my first time. Let’s just say it’s more fun looking at somebody else do it now that I do it.
Jan 31, 2012 @ 14:56:52
The two pictures of the school girl outfit had me rolling laughing. Couldn’t stop giggling, and I needed that today, thank you!!
Jan 31, 2012 @ 14:14:50
Thanks so much. You’re coming in on the tale end of my memoir stories, even though these are stories of my early years. I still have a few more posts to go, though, until I’m finished telling the full story.
I’m glad you dropped in and commented! 🙂
Jan 31, 2012 @ 11:55:20
I really enjoyed your story! And I think your blog is pretty great! Keep up the good work! 🙂
Jan 31, 2012 @ 10:38:32
I can just see you holding your stomach. I’m really not trying to make you ill, U! Just think, there are details I’m purposefully leaving out so that all you wonderful followers will have something new to read when you pick up the actual book. Just don’t spit on the pages (of either the printed book or your e-reader). Or shall I sell my book with a page-shield? 😉
Jan 31, 2012 @ 10:34:51
So glad you’re still interested. The drama is gone, but hopefully the human interest is still alive! 🙂
Jan 31, 2012 @ 10:33:55
She was prettier than Carrot Top. Still is, I’m sure! Thanks for the nice comments. And, yes, we got into a bit of trouble. My grandmother got a lot of practice at the Evil Eye during those pre-teen and teen years!
Jan 31, 2012 @ 10:25:16
Oh, something tells me the next “chapter” or so could be really juicy…sure, you could get into all kinds of trouble.
It’s so endearing that you and your Pepe were so close…I love that. I also love the sweet innocence of you asking Skinny Michele to be best friends and she agreed…just like that. Kinda sorry she looked like Carrot Top though…he’s a bit freakish looking these days…
Jan 31, 2012 @ 10:13:19
This is just classic. I love it – you’re stories just keep getting better and better – keep them coming, they’re great.
Jan 31, 2012 @ 09:44:35
Lorna, stop it. I’ve just eaten lunch. Do you have any idea how painful it is to belly laugh on a full stomach?
You are a scream. And if you won’t find a publisher any time soon I might stop laughing and engage brain as to balance the scales.
U