I bet your thinking I’m one sizzling hot Dizzy Blonde who gets around. Get your mind out of the place minds go when suggestive titles are used to shamelessly allure readers to a blog post.
Now that I’ve got your attention, I am a sizzling hot Dizzy Blogger who gets around. On November 2, not quite 6 months after my baby-blog was birthed, my “visitor” odometer tripped to 20,000. I happened to be transfixed working on my blog when I saw this happen and, while the visitor may have been a mysterious “lurker,” the blogger who made his presence known at the exact moment that the odometer tripped was none other than this charming character:
20,000 visitors in less than 6 months seems awesome noteworthy, so I contacted Phil and told him I wanted to mark this event with a reward—like the millionth customer in a store who gets a shopping spree. The blogging equivalent of that kind of windfall is promoting your blog, at least that’s all I could afford until I become a best-selling author.
I’ve gotten to know Phil over the past few months because he’s such a loyal reader and commentor on my blog and many others I visit. He’s insightful, compassionate, witty, and curious. Sometimes he even posts things on his own blog to which I subscribe, Random Thoughts. Whatever he posts is always random wonderful. To help you get to know him better, I asked him some brilliant, probing questions and he answered them in his trademark tongue-in-cheek way.
I hope you enjoy this mini-interview, learn something you didn’t know about this great guy, and hop over to his blog, Random Thoughts.
What do you want people to know about your blog that they can’t get from reading it?
This is a tough question Lorna. The site really is about Random Thoughts that swirl around in my mind, in no particular order or priority. There truly is no underlying purpose to it other than for me to have fun writing, and hopefully for the reader to enjoy, latching on for a few minutes to wherever my mind wanders. There is no deeper, hidden agenda about my blog, nor are there any aspirations of it becoming anything more than my personal playground, with everyone welcome to frolic about.
You’re a curious guy. Why do you think you’re so curious?
Yes I am curious, intensely curious, some might even say insanely curious (or is it curiously insane? I forget which). I’ve been this way since I first could walk and talk. I have no idea of how my mother and father put up with annoying little me, always asking them questions about anything and EVERYTHING. Why? I don’t really know other than I have this inner sense of delight that comes over me whenever I learn something new. I’ve worked hard trying to keep that child-like sense of wonder and curiosity alive. It gets me in a lot of trouble at times, and yet it is also a great source of joy (when it’s not getting me in trouble that is).
Is there any special reason why you chose that darling tiger as your Avatar? (No is not an acceptable response!)
My Avatar is Bill the Cat, a comic strip character gracing (well maybe disgracing is more appropriate) the pages of Bloom County and Opus. I have an affinity for irreverent characters lampooning about in this world, and his facial expressions manage to suit my own wild-eyed open-mouthed expressions of playful astonishment. Besides, I think he’s one rockin’ dude – a most bizarre role model that kind of grows on you over time. Don’t you think?

I hear this guy could "cut a rug" with Thelma Lou when he wasn't on duty. But he was probably too "by the book" for you, Phil, huh?
What is the best and worst question you’ve ever been asked and why? (I hope it’s not any of mine, but if it is, say so.)
The best? “What have you accomplished since we last met? What have you learned?” I love those questions, for it puts past accomplishments into perspective and keeps the focus on continual growth and achievement. I’m geeky like that. The worst? Oh my, so many to choose from. “May I see your license and registration?” Yeah. No explanation necessary…
What question do you wish I asked but didn’t? (Please answer it. Pretty please.)
Gee Lorna, I was hoping you’d ask me if I’m as charming and witty in person as I appear to be online. To which my response would be, “Why of course!” (all the while nervously hoping and praying my stunt double would be available for just such an occasion).









Apr 03, 2017 @ 20:11:37
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Nov 14, 2011 @ 10:02:13
Hoo, Boy, he’s got some major explaining to do… 😉
Nov 12, 2011 @ 08:53:11
By far, this has been the most hilarious. It is a great interview on Phil. It really showcases his sense of humor. BUT … the dueling comments floored me. I nearly feel off my chair. Too cool and FUNNY …!!!
I did fear for your safety at frst, then, when I realized there was a flight involved I knew you would have time for an escape. So happy there is a truce. ~~~ : – )
Congrats on 20,000 … gosh …. is there that many people in the world????
~~~ : – O
Toodles,
Izzy
Nov 12, 2011 @ 07:59:23
20,000! Wow, congrats! You deserve that and more.
Phil, nice to get to know you a little better, I loved your acceptance comment, 😛
Nov 11, 2011 @ 15:24:19
hi lorna phil is a sweetheart so he better tell his wife three women lol and we better get running shoes on xxjen
Nov 10, 2011 @ 10:41:07
Thanks for the comment and for stopping by. Hope to see you again! 🙂
Nov 09, 2011 @ 23:39:27
Very amusing and witty!
Nov 09, 2011 @ 15:27:55
Hey, Phil, for you, a cyber-duel is worth it. I imagine once a few other of your female fans who you’ve “flogged” get wind of this, there may be a Monty-Python style Crusade afoot. Did you ever imagine you’d be the cyber-equivalent of the Holy Grail? Ooh, that would make a great post! 😉 Just make sure your wife knows this is all just harmless fun. At least I hope it is. I have neither a pistol nor dagger, nor am I willing to use either (neither?) one (except for maybe in a game of Clue). If you have to choose, Phil, choose her for my safety, okay? That way I know you love me best… 😉
By the way, my Phil reads this blog and knows all about
usyou. 🙂Nov 09, 2011 @ 15:17:19
I don’t know how my little blog took off like this. I sure never expected it.
Nov 09, 2011 @ 10:08:01
Well deserved on both counts: high hit rate well deserved in a great blog wotj a great blogger (you, Lorna). Funny and insightful blogger with an occasional posting habit (him, Phil)! 🙂
I had a look at my stats just a moment ago, over 8K and a long, long way off yours!
Nov 09, 2011 @ 10:05:30
I’m thinking Flog might very well be an appropriate term once my wife catches wind of the idea that two very attractive women are about to duel for my flirtatious charm… Yes, I can imagine much Flogging indeed! 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 17:18:50
True nuff!
Nov 08, 2011 @ 17:17:59
He’s a treasure, for sure! Thanks for stopping by! 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 16:38:56
Um, I see Phil in all of that…He’s fabulous!
Nov 08, 2011 @ 16:34:16
Okay, now that I’m done laughing, you have to know that I’m Buddhist and will fight to the death to preserve my right to be non-violent.
While I would love to travel overseas, I’d be to nervous on the flight to enjoy myself, thinking that there’s a woman gunning or daggering for me. If I know Phil, he has room enough in his flog (flirt-blog) comments for both of us and probably scores more. Truce?
If not, cardboard works fine for me. I plan on being cremated anyway… 😉 But you’ll have to come over here and look for me. And be warned: my fiance/bodyguard (also named Phil) is very protective of me. 😉
Nov 08, 2011 @ 16:01:15
I don’t like it, Lorna. Phil is mine.
See me at dawn. Bois de Boulogne, Paris, France, Europe. Pistols or daggers. Your choice. Don’t forget to bring your own undertaker. I will pay for the coffin. Cardboard.
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Nov 08, 2011 @ 15:39:54
Nov 08, 2011 @ 09:53:58
Wouldn’t be possible without people like you, Androgoth! Thanks so much! 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 09:51:35
Thanks, Ruth. It was a fun interview and a nice break from my saga (which is kind of draining to write).
Nov 08, 2011 @ 09:37:31
Thanks, Amy. Relative to other blogs, I have no idea if 20,000 hits in just under 6 months is good or not, I just thought it was cool and Phil is such a thoughtful, loyal reader. That he turned up as the 20,000th is something I couldn’t let slip by unnoticed for HIS sake. 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 09:34:37
Serendipity, don’t you love it? That was a fun post! 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 02:45:51
Well I’d say you are both lucky today, that was fun reading about both of you like that, thanks Lorna for the inside scoop on Phil 🙂
Nov 08, 2011 @ 02:43:21
This is so sweet, Lorna. How to give Phil a special commendation! You caused me to go and check my numbers. I hadn’t even watched that number!
Congrats to you. That speaks well for your blog!
Nov 07, 2011 @ 20:11:18
fun interview and neat insights into Phil–thanks, as usual, Lorna!
Nov 07, 2011 @ 18:26:28
Wow 20, 000 hits now that is definitely worth a mention Lorna and in just six months too how wicked 🙂 It won’t be too long before you reach 50, 000 at this rate and how fangtasticallyawesome will that be? 🙂
BTW –
A very nice posting 🙂
Androgoth XXx
Nov 07, 2011 @ 15:23:27
I know! He’s one lucky guy. 😉
Nov 07, 2011 @ 15:09:42
Charming! How cool that your buddy Phil, turned out to be your 20,000th visitor.
Nov 07, 2011 @ 13:06:10
Thanks, Peter. I am amazed that my little blog took off like a rocket. I still can’t quite believe it. I’m just sitting here 8 hours a day, writing, commenting, reading… 😉
Nov 07, 2011 @ 13:04:19
So true, Laffem, so true!
Nov 07, 2011 @ 12:14:57
I love it! I think the best bloggers have a “child like sense of wonder” as Phil said. It’s always so entertaining and refreshing to read posts from bloggers who are a little insane. 🙂
Nov 07, 2011 @ 10:39:28
Thats a seriously impressive number of visitors. Well done you. Apart from anything else your Blog always looks very professonial in a way I could never aspire to. The content is full of interest, of course, and the two together make a powerful combination
Nov 07, 2011 @ 09:03:20
No optometrist necessary. My imagination has perfect insight! 😉
Nov 07, 2011 @ 08:44:23
Wow! You like me! You really like me!!!
{Walks up to the stage, stubs toe on first step, nearly trips, catches balance and tries to appear graceful as he recovers and approaches the podium to receive the trophy – a bronzed spyglass for lurkers. It is given to him by a shapely lovely blond haired model. Crap! Fly is unzipped!}
{Scanning the vast audience of
thousandser…hundredsum…dozensOK, OK, fourteen people (includes 7 family members) he pulls out 50 index cards of handwritten notes}I’d like to say this is an incredible moment for me, being recognized by my peers and fellow blog stalkers who come here daily to hear Lorna’s Voice. This award would not be possible without thanking the following people:
{Music starts playing in the background, signaling that time is up}
Hey now! I was just about to get started!
{Music plays louder, mic is muted, and three very large, well dressed
goonsescorts grab the trophy and Phil by each arm and whisk him off the stage.Cue applause. Not for the award, but for getting Phil off the stage!
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Lorna, thank you so much. I will say however, that you may need to visit the Optometrist if the last picture is supposed to be a likeness of me! 🙂